It seems like we will be happier now a days by being a bad person. You didn't realize? Let me tell you about it.
If you are bad enough, you can rob people on the road, as long as you can run faster then others and if you are lucky enough, you might earn more then a year income for other people in just a few minutes. If too unlucky, those heroes catch you and police officer charged you. You don't have money to pay for lawyer, don't worry, lawyer provided to help you.....If too bad again, the lawyer failed to help you. Does not worry too much, room and food provided. Professional will plan a healthy life style for you. Wake up, exercise, eat, entertainment on time everyday. If you are sick, doctor provided. You will be under perfect protection 24 hours. No accident, no rape, no snatch thieves, no murder…….unless you are mean to die….No worries on earning, spending, a lot of your staff working hard outside to pay for your living. Everywhere you go, car provided.
If you are a good person, you being rob on the road. The thief might hurt you before he manage to run away. If you are unlucky enough, no heroes help you on the spot, thieve ran away. You have to log a report, too bad, you meet ‘polite’ police officer said that this is such a small case, happened more then 10 times a day, they will not spend too much energy on this case…unless you die. The police still good enough to help you by telling you where to reapply your IC and driving license, then charge you RM 2 ringgit for the copy of report. No protection, no time for exercise, no time for entertainment, no time for healthy food, need to work to get food, need to work then seek so that you can pay the doctor, need to work till too tired to sleep on a comfortable bed……The most important thing is, you have to work hard for your ‘bosses’ staying in the room provided……
May be I should consider being a bad person……………….
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hhm .. bad guy vs good guy .. wat if i'm a bad guy behaving in a good way leh ? :OP
Good idea eh ? Haha ..
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