An interesting article

I saw an interesting article on Nanyang Newspaper yesterday. According to the writer, this is from China. It’s in Mandarin but I try to translate in English:

When you are poor, you have pig as your pet;
When you are rich, you have dog as your pet.

When you are poor, you cycling on the road;
When you are rich, you cycling in your living room (exercise machine).

When you are poor, you wanted to get married;
When you are rich, you wanted to divorce.

When you are poor, your wife becomes your secretary;
When you are rich, your secretary becomes your wife (read this again if you still can’t understand).

When you are poor, you act like you are rich;
When you are rich, you act like you are poor.

Human never tell the truth;
They said share is like drugs but everyone is buying it;
They said money is sinful but everyone is trying to earn more;
They said prettiest are troublesome but everyone wanted;
They said is dangerous to be at leading position but everyone wanted to be;
They said cigarettes and alcohol are bad for health but everyone still taking it;
They said heaven is a good place but no one wanted to go there.

Nowadays, guys want to be taller, ladies want to be slimmer, dog wear cloths and human show body.

At past, ladies kept their virginity for their husband; now, they kept they first born baby for the husband.

In urban area, chicken wake human up in the morning; in city, human ordered for “chicken” (prostitute) at night.

At past, singer and actor/actress just need to sing and act but no need to provide extra services (sex); now, singer and actor/actress just need to provide extra services (sex) and they can sing and act. (No offend on this occupation; I just direct translate it from the article)


AGAIN, I WANTED TO REINFORCE THAT I’M NOT THE ONE WRITING THIS ARTICLE, I JUST READ IT ON THE NEWPAPER AND I FEEL IT IS INTERESTING FOR EVERYONE TO SHARE IT. SORRY IF YOU FEEL OFFENDED.